Car park painting photo

Bored at work

me:  BORED SHITLESS

 Sent at 15:13 on Tuesday

 Daniel:  hurf durf

 me:  smurf?

maybe not

 Daniel:  nope

When hurf durf is seen, it is understood that whatever has been quoted  and labeled as hurf durf is completely and utterly unreasonable and  impossible of being taken seriously. Generally used when quoting  someone, especially (but certainly not limited to) in the context of an  internet game forum.

 me:  figured

 Daniel:  Hurf durf occurs when someone goes on a long-winded tangent about  something that is universally insignificant but is present in the  original poster's mind and is EXTREMELY important to that person.

 me:  hurf durf

its a lttle like 'what ever'

 Sent at 15:21 on Tuesday

 Daniel:  yes

 Sent at 15:25 on Tuesday

 me:  blah blah blah im a wanker artist

balh blah

hurf durf

 Daniel:  lols

 Sent at 15:31 on Tuesday

 me:  my new artist statement

hurf durf

 Daniel:  They see me hurfin they durfing

 me:  blah blah im a fucking artist look at my poopy wall hanging fucktard paintings blah blah

 Daniel:  :O

 me:  im an arts student no one understands me everyoine is fucked blah blah

 Daniel:  dude.. you need to get out of there

 me:  go back to liquor retail

another kind of fucktard

 Daniel:  welp

BSG Majella

we have killed so many
and we will go on killing
till you are all gone
dead, un-moving
because it feels good
because it's what men do

Statement

The warhead doesn’t exist. That’s what my art is about. Warheads that don’t exist.

The harpoon that slaughtered Moby Dick. That is what my art is. Harpoons that slaughter.

Ill never be a captain of a starship. That’s what my art is about. Not being a starship captain.

Lost people

The thing that makes me most sad about my relationships with people is losing the clear, crystal sharp knowing of them. It happens with our parents, our grandparents, lovers and friends. It is heartbreaking to see others vividly for brief moments and then lose them in a fog.

List

1. Hudson Bay Bourbon
2. Where the fuckiz ma dribk?
3. Special circumstances
4. Been over soon
5. I'm really going grey
6. Still watching X-Files
7. Cross in cleavage
8. Drowning
9. Disapproval
10. Hous Bein Farteen

More new work

New work 3/8/2010